"Why every Ugandan must be a Bad Black"

My favorite Hip-Hop artiste Marshall Mathers breaks verse-ice in his Academy and Grammy-winning track 'Lose yo Self' saying, 'Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize every-thing you ever wanted. One moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?'

Our lives have been so cruelly fine-tuned to toe the line of what Eminem raps about, once the holy virgin avails you with a one-in-a-life-time good opportunity, hastily grab it, polish it and use it to flung open doors that lead to a rosy and comfortable life!

Shanita Namuyimbwa(Bad Black) who is now a troubled socialite, has ironically offered Ugandans a top-notch life-style proto-type on how we can cunningly craft out a good life with out dipping our hands into Govt coffers!

Before she became a naughty house-hold name-tag, Bad Black was a typical me and you trying to mine a life at any cost. 

Sipping away on her Tusker beer (which was quite expensive to persons of her ilk) at a Rock Bar counter, she happened to find her self attractive to a wealthy-sex hungry white man (David Greenhalgh)! She had one shot and one opportunity, Bad Black seized the moment.

Which lady of the night lets go of a golden goose that splashes out 600,000/= ($235), after a single night of passion! Bad Black murdered no rich white man; she simply put to task what she naturally owned, a brain, a body and good sex!

David also confesses that he was 'wowed' by Black's entrepreneurial ideas; no body can fault her for maximizing her means of production to the core. 

Who in his right state of mind, wires 11bn/= ($4.3m) to an illiterate-lady of the night to break ground for a real estate business firm! 

Bad Black never stole a single penny meant for the reconstruction of Northern Uganda or Malaria and TB eradication, in fact she boosted the local economy by spending lavishly on local products and services.

Disturbingly, local police continues to viciously yawn for the young lady's blood after she jumped bail on financial fraud charges! These chaps should be questioning David on the source of the money that he throws around in a 3rd world country!

No one can blame Bad Black for running off with 11bn/=, Dan Byakutaga a former UPDF paymaster scattered with just 1.2bn/= leaving behind a family and a good career in the army!

Instead of making millions of Ugandans dawdle in abject poverty at the hands of corrupt govt officials, why not become a Bad Black! Prey on the rich-adventurous persons and narrow the wealthy disparity!

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